Women's Not Slim, Kinda Shady Ugly Christmas Sweater Formal Featuring velcro at the front

Featuring velcro at the front and back and velcro balls

the costumes of your nightmares is here

comfortable…but hey where’s the candy

Bear all of your most favorite bells and whistles while staying even more comfortable than ever before in the Women’s Gaudy Garland Oversized Christmas Sweater

the offers are going to start pouring in

Women's Not Slim, Kinda Shady Ugly Christmas Sweater Formal Featuring velcro at the frontWill the real not slim, kind of shady please stand up? No thanks, we just had Christmas dinner. Well let you know when were ready to stand. We were sick of everyone asking us to stand up at random moments, so we decided to wear our identity proudly in the Women's Not Slim, Kinda Shady Ugly Christmas Sweater. Its time everyone knew the truth.