COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON. Rude Welcome Mat Colour:White Why You Absolutely Require This

Why You Absolutely Require This

This 100% organic cotton tee is sure to become their favorite

Strategic Lowered Expectations: Carry this into a meeting to ensure nobody asks you for anything important

15 oz mug dimensions: 4

Available Capacities: 11 oz standard size and 15 oz oversized capacity

COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON. Rude Welcome Mat Colour:White Why You Absolutely Require ThisSet the intellectual bar high right at the doorstep! This mat is the ultimate blunt welcome and a clear (and offensive) prerequisite for entry. Featuring the unmissable text, "COME IN! IF YOU'RE NOT A MORON.", this mat is guaranteed to get a laugh from quick witted friends and a confused stare from well, you know. It's an essential piece of sarcastic home decor and an ideal rude novelty gift for anyone who appreciates dark humour and insulting their