Endless Retirement Card With Glitter gag George Washington

George Washington

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Endless Retirement Card With Glitter gag George WashingtonEndless Retirement Celebration Card: 3+ Hours of Music & Hidden Glitter Revenge Can't take the endless celebration? Ripping the card releases a spectacular explosion of large glitter pieces, ensuring they'll find sparkly reminders of their special day for years to come (just like they'll remember you). How the Endless Musical Card Works Open the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample Insert the card into the envelope; pull